The Big Gay Sketch Show Season 3 Episode 1

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The Big Gay Sketch Show Season 3 Episode 1

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The Big Gay Sketch Show Season 3 Episode 1

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Free Willzyx - Full Episode - Season 0. Ep 1. 3THIS IS THESTING RAY TANK. STING RAYS ARE MEMBERSOF THE SHARK FAMILYBUT THEY ARE EXTREMELYPEACEFUL CREATURES. WE INVITE YOU TOGENTLY TOUCH THE TOP OF THEMAS THEY SWIM BY. COME ON, STING RAY,SPLASH ME ! HEY, SPLASH ME ! DUDE, THESE THINGSARE DUMB !

LET'S GO ! HEY, YOU GUYS ! YOU GUYS, YOU'RENOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS ! WHAT ? DUDE, HE TALKS,THE ORCHA WHALE TALKS ! WHAT THE - -- AREYOU TALKING ABOUT ? I WENT UP TOJAMBU'S TANK,AND I TAPPED THREE TIMESLIKE THE TRAINER DID,JAMBU SWAM UP ANDSTARTED TALKING TO MEABOUT ROCKET SHIPS ! COME ON, YOU GOTTACHECK IT OUT !

JAMBU ! JAMBU,I'M BACK !( slap slap slap )HOW AREYOU FEELING ?( silence )HA.. JAMBU YOU WANT TOTALK ABOUT ROCKET SHIPS ?( video game noises )JA- JAMBU ! ARE YOU STILLFEELING LONELY HERE ? KYLE, KYLE.. LET IT GO, MAN. HE TALKED ! I SWEAR TO ABRAHAMHE TALKEDAND HE LOVESROCKET SHIPS ! DUDE, HE'S BACK,HE'S BACK ! GODAMMITSAY SOMETHING !

COME ON GUYS,LET'S LEAVE KYLEWITH HISSTUPID WHALE. PLEASE DON'TCALL ME STUPID ! JAMBU ! JAMBU WHY DIDN'TYOU SPEAK UP BEFORE ?

I'M SORRY, SOMETIMESI CAN'T TALK. IT'S BECAUSE I'M VERY,VERY SICK YOU SEE ! SICK ? I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

YES.. BECAUSE I'M NOTUSED TO THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE. YOU SEE, MY NAMEIS ACTUALLY WILLZYX,AND I'M FROM THE MOON !( both snickering )THE MOON ? THAT'S WHERE ALLORCA WHALES ARE FROM !

IF I DON'T GET BACKTO THE MOONI'M GOING TO DIE ! YOU LIVEON THE MOON ?

I USED TO. I WISH I COULD RETURNAND DANCE IN THE MOON CASTLEWITH MY WIFE ANDTHREE CHILDREN AGAIN ! OH MY GOD.. WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL THEPEOPLE HERE AT THE SEA PARK ? I CAN'T TELL THEM,BECAUSE THEY'RE EVIL COMMUNISTSFROM THE HORSEHEAD NEBULA !

THEY WANT TO KILLALL OF US ZYPODS ! SO THEY KEEP US INTHESE HORRIBLE TANKSAND MAKE US PERFORM. THAT'S TERRIBLE ! DUDE, DUDE,THE BOSS IS COMING ! OH UH,SORRY, BOYS ! I CAN'T TALK ANYMORE- -I'M TOO SICK !( cough ) CAN'T TALK..

ANY.. MORE.. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THIS ISTHE RIGHT TOWN TO LOOK IN ? WILL YOU RELAX ? THOSE KIDS SAID THEYWERE FROM SOUTH PARK. WE'VE JUST GOT TO GODOOR TO DOOR. DO YOU HAVE THECOMPOSITE SKETCH WE DID ? YEAH. LET'S GO. MAYBE YOU SHOULD STARTWITH THE HOUSES ON THE LEFT. AND I'LL- WAIT A MINUTE,CHECK THAT OUT.. COME ON ! OH MY GOD,LOOK !

WHALE POO ! WE'RE CLOSE,WE'RE REALLY CLOSE ! CAN I HELP YOU ? OH HELLO, MA'AM. UH, WE WERE JUST HERETO EXAMINE YOUR POOL.

OH ! HAVE YOU NOTICED ANY WHALESIN YOUR POOL AT ALL ? NO, I DON'TBELIEVE SO. BUT WE'VE BEEN OUT OF TOWNFOR A COUPLE DAYSAND CAME BACK TO FINDTHE FENCE BROKEN. DO YOU THINK SOMEBODY'SBEEN USING IT ? MA'AM.. DO YOU RECOGNIZEANY OF THESE BOYS ? THE FAT ONEIN THE MIDDLE. KIND OF LOOKSLIKE DAKOTA FANNING..

EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN,I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE OVEN. WE'RE TOO LATE.. THEYMOVED ON TO ANOTHER TOWN ! WE DON'T KNOW THAT ! IF THEY MOVED ONTHEN WE HAVE NO LEADS !

THIS IS FATE, BRIAN ! IT'S FATE ! FOR TELLING KIDSTHEIR NAKED DADSWERE GOING TOBEAT THEM UP !

FOR THINKING THATSCREWING WITH KIDS WAS FUNNY ! IT WAS FUNNY ! IT WAS FUNNY, MIKE.

AND IT WILL BE FUNNY AGAIN,I SWEAR TO YOU. IF THOSE BOYS TOOKTHE WHALE OUT OF HERE,WE WOULD HAVE SEENTHEM ON THE ROAD. I'M TELLING YOUWE'RE CLOSE. IT'S GOING TO BE FUNNY ! THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY, MANUEL. IS THE ROCKETGOING TO BE READY ? SI, FLY. LOOK, THEMEXICAN BORDER !

OH JESUS,THEY'RE HERE ! HOLD YOUR POSITIONS !

HA, WE GOT THEM ! HANG ON, BOYS ! MARY MOTHER OF GOD.. GET THEMMMM ! WILLZYX, I THINKWE'RE HERE !

BACK DOWN THE RAMPIT'S ALL RIGGED TO GO ! YOU GOT IT, KID !

DON'T LET THEM GETTHAT WHALE IN THE WATER ! KYLE, IT'SALL SET TO GO ! JUST GET WILLZYXINTO THE WATER ! COME ON GUYS ! STOP RIGHT NOW ! HURRY BOYS, WE'LLTAKE CARE OF THEM !( grunting & struggling )HANG ON- -HOLD ON A SECOND !

I GUESS.. I GUESSTHIS IS GOODBYE, WILLZYX. I'M GONNA MISS YOU..

HEY, DON'TFORGET ME, OKAY ? I WON'T FORGET YOU.

OH CRAP,THERE'S MORE OF THEM ! GET HIMIN THE WATER ! GOODBYE, WILLZYX !( cheering )SWIM MIGHTY WHALEYOU'RE FREE ! OKAY, MANUEL,HIT IT ! STOP, THATIS MY WHALE ! I'M AFRAIDYOU'RE TOO LATE ! THE WHALE HASBEEN SET FREE !

NO ! NOW YOU SEE THATYOUR WAYS OF CAPTIVITYAND EXPLOITING ANIMALSWILL NEVER PREVAIL ! NOT AS LONG AS THERE ARECHILDREN LIKE THESEWHO STILL BELIEVEIN THE BEAUTYAND MAGIC OF FREEDOM. FOR IT IS CHILDREN,WITH THEIR INNOCENCEAND THEIR SPIRITWHO KNOW WHAT IS TRULY BESTFOR ALL THE WORLD.( loud rumbling )OH MY GOD ! WE DID IT ! YEAH !

YEAH ! ALRIGHT ! WOO- HOO !( cheering too )HA.. HAAAA.. OHHHH ! AHAHHHH !

AND NOW JAMBU IS GOING TOGIVE YOU ALL A BIG WAVE ! AAAAOOOOO ! I'M ALL WET,SWEET ! DUDE, JAMBUIS THE BEST ! NOW GET READY FORJAMBU'S NEXT TRICK !

HA HA, I'MTOTALLY WET ! THIS IS AWESOME ! HOW ABOUTTHAT FOLKS ?

A FULL BODY FLIP ! AND NOW, KELLY'SGONNA SHOW USHOW SHE MAKESJAMBU DO HIS TRICKS.

WHEN KELLY SLAPSHER HAND THREE TIMES,JAMBU COMES TO HER ! JAMBU WILLSTAY AND WAITUNTIL KELLYGIVES HIM A COMMAND ! OH, WHAT TRICKARE WE GONNA SEE ? GET THOSE CAMERAS READY !( applause )aaaahhhh ! THAT'S KELLYRIDING ON JAMBU'S NOSE !

I WISH KELLY WOULDRIDE ON MY NOSE !( both snickering )YES ! YESSSS ! WE HOPE YOU ENJOYEDJAMBU'S ORCA SHOWAND ENJOYTHE REST OF YOUR DAY- AT DENVER SEA PARK. YOU BUNCH A RETARDS.( snickering )OKAY, WHERE TO NEXT ?

I THINK THERE'SA SEA LION SHOW AT 2: 3. LET'S JUST STAY HEREAND WATCH THE WHALESWIM AROUND SOME MORE ! WHY ? DUDE, EVERYONE'S LEAVING,WE CAN WALK RIGHT UPTO THE TANKAND REALLY STUDY HIM ! KYLE THE SHOWIS OVER.

THE WHALE ISN'T GOINGTO SPLASH US ANYMORE. SO WHO CARES ? LET'S GO SEETHE STINGRAYS,AND THEN WE CAN GOTO THE SEA LION SHOW. KILLER. I'LL MEET UP WITHYOU GUYS IN A LITTLE BIT- I WANNA HANG OUTHERE SOME MORE.

OKAY, KYLE, WE'RE GOINGTO GET SPLASHED SOME MORE,YOU CAN GO MAKE LOVE TO THEWHALE, THAT'S FINE.( knocking )COOL, IT WORKS ! HEY JAMBU ! HELLO LITTLE BOY ! DO YOU LIKEMY FLIPPERS ? WHO SAID THAT ? I DID !

NO WAY. THIS ISVERY EXCITING ! USUALLY WHEN I TALK,NOBODY CAN HEAR ME ! WHERE ARE YOU FROM ?

SOUTH PARK. IT SURE IS NICETO HAVE SOMEBODY TO TALK TO. CAN'T WE TALKMORE, PLEASE ? WHAT DO YOUWANT TO TALK ABOUT ? LET'S TALK ABOUTROCKET SHIPS ! ROCKET SHIPS ? YEAH, I LOVE ROCKETS ! BUT I CAN'T SEE THEMCUZ I'M STUCK IN THIS TANK !( snickering )SHHH, SHHH ! YOU KNOW, SOME DAY,I WISH THAT- -I COULD GO UP IN SPACEIN A ROCKET SHIP !

WHY ?. AREN'TYOU HAPPY HERE ? I TRY TO BEBUT MY DREAM ISTO ONE DAY BLAST OFFIN A BIG ROCKET SHIP ! THIS IS AMAZING,WAIT RIGHT HERE ! I GOTTA GO TELLMY FRIENDS ABOUT THIS !( both laughing )OH GOD, IT'S FUNNYEVERY SINGLE TIME ! ALRIGHT GUYS, LISTEN UP !

THIS MAY SOUNDA LITTLE STRANGE, BUT.. THE WHALE ATTHE DENVER SEA PARKIS GOING TO DIEUNLESS WE GET ITTO THE MOON. OKAY, LET'S DO IT !

THE WHALE'SNAME IS WILLZYX,AND HE TOLD USHE'S DYING ON OUR PLANET. WE'VE COME UPWITH A PLAN,BUT WE'RE GOING TO NEEDALL YOUR HELP TO MAKE IT WORK. A WHALE.. TALKED TO YOU. IT'S TRUE. THE WHALE TALKEDTO ALL OF US. IN BETWEEN HIS SHOWSIN THE ORCA TANK. HEY, THAT WHALETALKED TO ME TOO !

AFTER EVERYONELEFT THE SHOWI WALKED UP TO THE GLASSAND HE STARTED TALKING ! WELL WHY DIDN'T YOUTELL ANYBODY ? I THOUGHTI WAS CRAZY. HE SAID MY DAD WAS GONNASNEAK IN MY ROOM NAKED ONE NIGHTAND BEAT ME UP. WELL YOU'RE NOT CRAZY,THE WHALE TALKED TO ALL OF US. AND HE NEEDS OUR HELPGETTING HIM HOME. SO IT'S TRUE.. NOBODY ELSE IS GOING TOHELP HIM, YOU GUYS.

WE'VE GOT A CHANCE TO DOSOMETHING PRETTY SPECIAL HERE. ARE YOU WITH US ? WHAT DO WE DO ? STAN ? ALRIGHT, IN ORDERTO MAKE OUR PLAN WORK,WE'RE GOING TO NEED THE POOLFROM CLYDE'S BACK YARD,TIMMY'S WHEELCHAIR,THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT,AND ALL OF OURSKATEBOARDS.( whistling )( whistling stops )( whistling continues )CRAIG, TOKEN,GET THE SLINGS READY. SHHHH, WILLZYX,DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

WE'RE GONNA BUST YOUOUT OF HERE. DUDE, DID YOUSEE THAT EPISODEOF . I'M AFRAIDOUR SITUATION IS DIRE. THE ECONOMY ISSTALE AND DYING. FR-EE Welcome Full Movie here. VERY SOON MOTHER RUSSIA.. WILL NO LONGER BE A COUNTRY.

SIR, SIR ! SOMEBODY ISON TELEPHONE ! ANOTHER RICH AMERICANWANTS TO FLY TO SPACE ! HELLO ? HELLO THIS ISRUSSIAN PRESIDENT. HI, MY NAME'S KYLE. UH, I UNDERSTAND THATYOUR COUNTRY FLIES PEOPLETO SPACE FOR MONEY. YES, WE CERTAINLY DO !

WHAT WEREYOU LOOKING FOR ? I NEED TO BOOK ONE TRIPTO THE MOON, PLEASE. RIGHT AWAY. THE MOON ? THAT IS QUITELARGE TRIP.

BUT I'M SUREWE CAN DO IT.